Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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