So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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