didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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