never play flip cup with pint glasses
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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