my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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