But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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