I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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