For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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