My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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