she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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