Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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