something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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