Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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