he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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