Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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