I wannas sexs uuuuu
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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