I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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