I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I would ride that face into the sunset
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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