week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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