You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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