It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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