normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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