Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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