he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
The uberlube is also flammable
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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