i don't like sucking hair
Don't make out with my wife yet
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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