He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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