Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
