UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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