so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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