Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
You can't special order awesome
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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