we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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