I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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