1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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