Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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