party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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