Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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