Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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