she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
jump out the window naked night went bad
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