I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
