so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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