I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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