my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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