she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Randomize
