Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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