After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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