she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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