Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
