And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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