Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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