How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Can I color on your dick again?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
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